Some days I somehow even manage to amaze myself....

The best way to explain that statement is to share a g-chat conversation that I had with my roommate on my lunch break today.

me: So I look like Quasimodo...

Brook: have you been crying?

me: no I have one eye that is swollen and puffy and red

and I am too embarrassed to tell anyone why

Brook: mosquito bite?

rubbed lemon juice from your salad in your eye?

me: I have just been saying I woke up with it swollen shut (which is not a lie)

Brook: on man

me: I fell asleep reading face first into the corner of my book...

basically I poked myself in the eye for 5 hours

Brook: I'm biting my lip

my eyes are watering

ummm

me: I'd tear up too but... well that would be a mess

I would much rather have (insert co-workers name here) think I have some rare eye disease

than know what a dork I am

...I need an eye patch

Brook: HAHAHAA

ok

it burst out

oh laughter